Monday, January 17, 2011

Monster in the Closet - for Misbehaving Children

The Monster in the Closet M500 is a mechanical, automated device designed for unruly or misbehaving children. Using a simple Fear Technique to entice children to behave, or else. Secretly place the device on the floor, in the closet within the child’s room, and activate. Unit comes with rechargeable batteries (8 hr operation time), user manual and aroma refills.


The Monster in the Closet Model 500 comes with a variety of preprogrammed sounds actions and aromas all activated by a timer and a heat proximity sensor switch to sense a child’s movement towards the closet. As the child gets closer to the closet, the device, detecting the child's movement, emits aroma - and stronger and harsher scarier sounds and various vibrations simulating movement. If the child is too close to the door the device can create an ultra low frequency sound initiating nausea, vomiting and distress. If the child actually opens the closet door, the device renders an intense flash and emits a very loud scream. The child is shot with a stun gun rendering the child unconscious. The device then sends a Text Message to your cell phone to alert you of the situation. The device has 5 options for aromas, including rotten eggs, rotting flesh, pond scum, garbage, and cesspool.  Note: Sometimes harmful to small children.

Friday, January 7, 2011

The 4 Keys to Altered States via Synchronistic Audio Resonance

Note: It is Initially recommended to play the Four Synchronistic Audio Resonance Keys in order – starting with: “The Vibrating DMT Machine Elves of the 11:11 HyperSphere”. Using this link at Soundcloud, each Synchronistic Audio Resonance Key will play one after the other, in sequence. Later, one can select the Key desired for a specific type of Synchronistic Audio Resonation. Etheric, Astral, or Hallucinogenic.
There is a MultiDimensional State of Vibration in which an Alternative Reality Manifests. The options to access these Realms are varied, but Four Options are offered for consideration - and the Synchronistic Audio Resonance Key is given for each. One of the most efficient methods is found in a naturally occurring Hallucinogenic Compound that exists in the Human Brain: N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT - found not only in several plants but also in trace amounts in humans and other mammals). The First of the Four Synchronistic Audio Resonance Keys is appropriate for DMT and may be found Here: The Vibrating DMT Machine Elves of the 11:11 HyperSphere See: DMT The Spirit Molecule for more information.
The Second Synchronistic Audio Resonance Key is found Here: A Failed Event in Time and is properly used either as a continuation of the first Key, or as a Key in itself initiating a Resonance Pattern for OOBE. If one isn’t familiar with “Astral Projection” - (or, the shifting of “Consciousness” within the Realm of Yesod), then that area of study is recommended first.
The Third Synchronistic Audio Resonance Key is found Here: Gothic DMT HyperSphere and is an extension of the first two Keys – after initial success in entering the “Alternative Reality”. This will allow access into the Vibrational Citadel. Playing this Synchronistic Audio Resonance Key while “Consciousness” has entered the Alternative Reality (Higher Vibrational Realm), one will be guided to the Vibrational Matrix Citadel.
The Forth Synchronistic Audio Resonance Key is found Here: Winter Solstice and is an extension of the first three Keys – or, can be used as a Lower Frequency Access (usually within the Etheric, or Lower Astral). Playing this Key nightly may, over time, setup a Harmonic Resonance inducing a shift in Vibrational Reality to the Etheric, or Lower Astral as desired.

If using the Second, Third and Forth Synchronistic Audio Resonance Keys within a Sleep Pattern, It is recommended to play each Key at night while resting – and again around 4:00 in the morning. Setting an alarm for that time is appropriate. The Fourth Synchronistic Audio Resonance Key works well as a starting point if one is attempting Access strictly via the use of Synchronistic Audio Resonance Keys and Sleep Patterns.
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