The Space-Time Distortion UFO Hoax

Earlier today, I shared a photo on Twitter of a “UFO” actually within my home – Distorting Space and Time.  This photo was anonymously emailed to me this morning.  See photo below.

 The mystery was finally solved when I found proof that Purple Bunny (a.k.a. Crazy Bunny) used a Starbucks Frappuccino bottle cap and a Salvador Dali Clock to create the Illusion. I apologize to the many UFO groups that contacted me today for details and requests for interviews.  I offer the below photograph as comparative evidence, and hope we can all put this incident behind us.

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